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"...Far away places...with strange sounding names...Far away over the sea. Those Far away places are calling to me...just calling...calling, me." "...it is not the destination, but who is beside you that counts..."
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
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- Name: Katalina B
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Finally, the comments section is up and running again! Had hard time the last time...
I just received a joke from my dad in the email. Thought I'd pass it along here...
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Manuel went into a bar, ordered a beer and told everyone at the bar that he fought with his wife and finally got her on her hands and knees.....bartender ask, so what did she say when you did this....she said "get out from under the bed you chicken shit".
One Japanee, one Kanaka, and one Po’tagee were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building in downtown Honolulu.
They was eating lunch and da’ Japanee said, “Sushi! If I get Sushi one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building!”
The Kanaka when open his lunch box and exclaimed, "Pipikaula! If I get Pipikaula one mo’ time fo’ lunch, I going jump off da’ kine too!"
The Po’tagee wen’ open his lunch sack and said, “Po’tagee Bean Soup again! If I get Po’tagee Bean Soup one mo’ time, I stay jumping too!"
The next day, the Japanee opened his lunch box and saw sushi and jumped to his death.
The Kanaka wen’ open his lunch and saw Pipikaula an’ wen’ jump too!
The Po’tagee guy wen’ open his lunch sack, saw da’ Po’tagee bean soup and wen’ jump to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Japanee’s wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of sushi, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Kanaka’s wife also wept and said, "I could have geev’um Spam Musubi! Ho! I nevah know he tired a’ready of Pipikaula!”
Everyone turned and stared at the Po’tagee’s wife.
The Po’tagee’s wife said, "Hey! No look at me! Da’ Buggah make heez own lunch!
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